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10.06.2025 00:24

No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Why does he text me first but when I never text first he gets mad?
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why did my ex replace me so fast?
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Have you ever gone to a porn theater with your wife?
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Do all you people that took the "jab" feel lied to yet?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons